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April 06 2015

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a very nervous jackson saying his thank you speech for his “Rising Male Star” award

unbeliefs:

me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year

me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year

me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year

me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year

me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening

recoverystruggles:

scaredpotter:

today my therapist told me that a panic attack consumes about the same amount of energy as running a marathon and suddenly my lack of energy doesn’t seem so strange

it’s SO important to take care of yourself after a panic attack! it drains so much energy and many people feel selfish taking time after an attack to care for themselves but it’s so important!!! drink tea and read or take a bath or just go to sleep. let your body and mind relax and recuperate.

middle aged mom on facebook

akeelahandthebinapartment23:

thefutureisdoomed:

drpr0bablyn0t:

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

SO true, Sharon! ;)

Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!

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ifoncebymindthentwicebyheart:

catshaming:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

HAHAHAHAHA

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alisondeluca:

maliwanhellfires:

highcapacityassaulttits:

jebiga-design-magazine:

—> NEW! Doughnut Shaped Tent

Have you ever wanted to sleep inside a giant glow worm?

THAN THIS IS THE TENT FOR YOU

Oooooh

OOOOH!

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with ‘saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’ and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘Got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world, like… forreal, if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago.

It actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! A child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. Fun fact.

Let’s begin the feast! (◉‿◉✿)

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heartbreakpapi:

I’m logging of tumblr for another 30 days.

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thorinoakeshield:

bard the sassman

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omariospizza:

stop white boys 2k15

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urnasty:

me

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hotcheetoprincess:

I literally cannot stand yall

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